W00t Upgrades

This website has been given some new toys. I am now able to tell you some useful astrological advice as well as provide you with brief history lessons. If only I didn't have to sell out to retarded ads.

tee hee!!!

Are you such a dreamer
To put the world to rights?
I stay home forever
Where two and two always makes up five
- - - Radiohead "2+2=5"

Matthew Good - Blue Skies Over Badlands

Some blessed soul from across the net created and youtubed a music video for one of my favorite songs by Matthew Good, "Blue Skies Over Badlands."

The trick is living without an answer. I think.

Just saw Thumbsucker and I must say it is a really good movie, and wow, Keanu can act. I really like this Lou fellow though, he has wonderful flowy hair. Now I just need to see Chumbscrubber and Brick and my current movie list is complete.

Oh my The Producers came out on DVD and they gave it a shiny case to! They know of my weaknesses... Mr. Lane and Broderick are so good... "Betrayed"... oh my my I've drooled all over my keyboard, now it's all sticky.

I think I'm joining the cult known as The Polyphonic Spree. They just look so happy with their robes and all that singing and dancing. I'm a sucker for singing and dancing. Also as a side note they did the soundtrack for Thumbsucker.

Momma I can read!!!! I had completely forgotten what it was like to read an actual book, one that I actually wanted to read and read for the enjoyment of reading. Oh happy days! As another side note, signing up for a library card is simpler then smuggling in Mexicans.

Good Night And Good Luck is a wonderful movie, so was 2046.

Emily Haines, will you marry me?

I hereby declare The Most Serene Republic to be the worst band ever. To bad I just can't stop listening to them.

Dear Coles... where the fuck is my book?

Dear God, you left your stuff on my front step.

Dear Francis, I realize I might not have said this in awhile so I say it now. Dolly Parton has enormous breasts.

And yes Francis, Full Metal Alchemist is the shit.

Later Days!

pass that sausage my way

I got two jobs!!! Though unlike the candy, I don't have a sweet Jamaican accent (LIES!).

So it's official, I am a sausage packer. But I'm also an improvian... tee hee hee. I've been hired to do some improv with a few folks later this week. And when I say hired I mean hired, as in their giving me money. Payment baby, sweet payment, ah tis good to be wanted... Should be fun, but I've got to tune up and get ready for then. Wish me luck!

Also, it occurs to me that on today of all days someone I know may, just may, be getting one year older, and with getting older, now finally being able to enter into an drinking establishment legally... as well as being able to walk into a strip joint, casino, oh and lets not forget another plus to this miraculous age ...the porn.
Though for the life of me I just can't remember who...

... but I suspect the cleverest monkey...

Happy May

May showers are falling down upon my lawn. The grass is green and the trees are blooming, life's springing into, well, life and somewhere, someone is achieving climax. Spring is here and soon bikini season will be upon us. My failings in the past will not be repeated this year my friends, oh no. You see I've learned the ways of the world, I've been places, seen new strange things and let me tell you that this time I will achieve victory. This time I've come prepared:

This year, I parade the beaches as a pirate!

... sailing the seas in search of booty.
(OMFG Bad Pun!)

Happy May Everyone.
Yarrr, Land Ho!
(OMFG Another Bad Pun!)