Happy May

May showers are falling down upon my lawn. The grass is green and the trees are blooming, life's springing into, well, life and somewhere, someone is achieving climax. Spring is here and soon bikini season will be upon us. My failings in the past will not be repeated this year my friends, oh no. You see I've learned the ways of the world, I've been places, seen new strange things and let me tell you that this time I will achieve victory. This time I've come prepared:

This year, I parade the beaches as a pirate!

... sailing the seas in search of booty.
(OMFG Bad Pun!)

Happy May Everyone.
Yarrr, Land Ho!
(OMFG Another Bad Pun!)