My head's explodn', don't come near me

This dizzy feeling I get is difficult to describe. Ever been on acid and started to chase tinfoil balls across a dirty kitchen floor like some two legged tail-less acid filled cat? Neither have I. It doesn't sound fun and it pales in comparison to what I'm feeling now. People hate to describe what they feel. I equate being on drugs to cat nip...a calming soothing effect but with more drool. That plus, in this circumstance, cats benefit by not being able to talk. People love to describe what they feel when on drugs. It's like their some type of gate opener. Tsk Tsk Meow Meow. What I certainly need now is some organization, some direction, but trust me I could do without the cat nip.

What a wonderful two weeks ahead of me. Can't wait to experience getting past them. Can't wait to experience getting to know them, like you know, on the inside. My plan is to take a knife and dissect the week into tiny bits. Separated the days will crumble under pressure and believe whatever I tell them. Why Mr. Wednesday, you've been bad. Making me wish you were here with fake disjointed thoughts. And yet making me dread you with the fragile fibers of my fleshy bits. Doctors love fleshy bits. So do zombies. To bad their absolutely no connection between them or I might have the thesis for a real psychology paper here.

Go with the flow. No one in my life has ever said that to me, T.V. truly you raise me. You raise me bad. But you don't make me bad. There's something to be said about viewing life through glass. Being the glass on our windows, the glass on our T.V.'s, or the bottom of a glass. It's all very impersonal, in a personal sort of way. Glass you shelter me, glass you confine me, glass you tease me, build me a house of glass so i can live in a wooden shack next door. T.V. I personalize you, I give you a face and face equals personality. Or so T.V. has taught me. Oh T.V. I could never stay mad at you, after all what would I watch.

Their we go, heads feeling mighty fine now. Now back to more lampooning.