holy shite!

Me Wanty See Nowy!

May will never arrive soon enough.

Lost and Found

I found sparks.
;-)

My Favorite Rap

All Alone - Gorillaz

all alone
(all alone)

Leviticus
oh, Deuteronomy

snatch a piece of my wonderin'
distant firelight in yonder inn
skin of my tooth like
seat of my boot like
fly in my soup like
where's the waitress?
can i take this, really, can i finish this?
these years and all these creatures
it's my mistake, i'll make it
j-dub to the boom now make it
bounce-wiggle bounce-wiggle
shakin' all them pains out
chemical cutthroats
bound to blow the brains out
cut to the brain
this ain't no game
i'll show no shame
i'll birth this blame
i'm twisted Caine
i'll twist again
i'll push the blade
as plain as day
known to what these sayers say and
known to what these doers do
it's you-know-who and you-know-where
we's about to take it there
we's about to make it clear
we happy or we lonesome
the long jump, the beat heart, from start to finish
ten spoons of spinach
the soul and the spillage
the cup that runneth over
return of the ogre

all alone
(all alone)

close your eyes and see
when there ain't no light
all you'll ever be
come and save the night
cause i don't believe
when the morning comes, it doesn't
seem to say an awful lot to me

all alone
(all alone)

Recess with: Munich

Speilbergs academy Award Nominated Munich.

The formula is simple enough: Arab terrorists kill Israelis at the 1972 Olympic games in Munich and then Israelis send a team of assassins all over Europe to blow up Arabs. Now how do you mess that up? It's Jews with bombs for crying out loud, it should be great! But alas things aren't, and I question why. Munich is the first movie I've seen where I was truly able to predict the 'movie formula', there are no surprises in store for those that will watch this, you can plainly see everything coming and wow is it ever boring. Munich is painfully uninteresting and it hurt me to have to go through it mainly because it really should not have been this boring. The only conclusion I've been able to come up with as to how it was nominated for Best Picture is that Spielberg must have bribed a lot of people and slept with many, many more. Munich is complete bull poopie, it's only saving graces are A) Peter Sellers pops in now and again to yell and shout and wave his arms about, and B) That brief moment when paranoia kicked in... Everything put aside though, I just found this movie very dry and 'Spielbergy' with all the added tension scenes, scenes of group coming togetherness, scenes of group falling apartness, scenes of things going wrong when you know they will, and scenes of "oh my god- i never would have guess blowing things up would hurt anybody". Talking about Munich I have to point out some good movies that you should see, let me assure you that Munich doesn't even come close to touching the style or originality of either Crash or Good Night And Good Luck, both of which were also nominated for best picture. I like Spielberg but he clearly didn't give his hundered percent with this movie which, and I stress agian, pains me. He has an excellent theme to talk about, which is the Israelites fight for a free Palestine, and he just makes it repetitive and boring.

Spielberg, Spielberg, Speilberg... my advice for you is to lay off the Jews and aliens for awhile and get back to whatever it was you were doing before. Wait, Isn't he trying to make another Indiana Jones? Jeez... just where is this guy's head at?

666

Not that I'm one for fancy number coincidences, today is June 06, 2006. Sixth day, month, and year, and from what I am told this won't be happening again for awhile. Mark of the Beast, ha. When someone says "Mark of the Beast" the first thing that pops into my head is Ron Jeremy, who by the way is actually Jewish (bless you Wikipedia!). The greatest thing about today though is that for a day that holds such a quirky number pattern is that it almost completely passed me by without me even bothering to look up to give it a polite wave as it travels on alone the road. This I realize is mainly because, well, I have better things to do and to 'look up' for besides this. But boy I wished I would have realized about today earlier, work would have been so much more fun. I would have worn a pair of devil horns over my hard hat and an attachable red tail through my coat. When anyone inquires to my horns and tail I would deny that such appendages existed on my body. I would deny deny and deny until finally I burst out into tears and give a choking explanation to my co-workers about the tragic story of by birth. And before I collapse into the arms of the nearest man, sobbing and shaking uncontrollably into his chest, I scream the words, "All I ever wanted was to be loved!". After that and some more screaming and sobbing I'll start throwing in a few mumblings of "But Daddy I want the cookie" or "Mommy I want to ride the pony to!". But I digress that such an oppertunity will never come to pass now because I was to busy to look up and notice the quirky date. How shall I go on. Oh well, will catch up some other time.

The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test

I love zombie movies, and as it turns out if there ever were to be a zombie outbreak I'd be an official survivor according to this test.

Take the test here... then tell me if you survived!
(My Score: 74% - 'An Official Survivor'.)

Also pieces of me want this book....

Anyhow, I'm now off to try to finish Munich...Christ...

Happy June

Ring out the ribbons and increase the intake of ice cream, June is here! And fuck is it hot, I hereby declare war on the sun. I expect to lose in the end but at least I'm prepared for it. As a singing mountain goat (Hoodwinked- see it!) once told me it's always good to be prepared. My book finally came in from Coles, hip hip huzza! It only took them a months worth of back ordering the thing for it to finally arrive. Oh and let's not forget them forgetting to tell me that the thing was out of stock in the first place. Very sloppy sandwiches indeed Coles. Bah, what am I saying, its just that I hate the waiting game. Homer was right, we should all play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead- I like the green Hippo.

And now I go back to eating my chocolate cake which I see getting on my shinny new book before the evening is out. Mmmm cake... ... ...

Happy June Everyone.
(Remember to eat lot's of chocolate cake, it's good for you!)