Happy July

July is here. Ok. We have about two months of break left. Yup. Now the only important question left is, where do we find a cheap motel? Luckily this town is filled with them, though strangely enough they usually require more of a reservation then the more official motels. Mark of the times i suppose. Speaking of which, Mark you sunofabitch you get to see Pirates before I do! Grrr! Garrr! Yarrr! Murrr? The fireworks were last night, this is how I close and begin my years you see, with the carnival fireworks show. They weren’t the best but since I only get to see fireworks about once a year I don't mind how short they are. I must say though that standing on your street corner in your robe will get you bitten by many mosquitoes, or taken to one of those cheap motels, that is if you have reseravtions made. But besides the cool nights July it's still bloody hot. Why does the sun hate my person so? Bah, cursed glowing ball of fire- I stab at the with the icicle I found in my fridge! At least you could consider where I work to be simillar to a giant fridge, so I keep cool at the job. Speaking of the job: COCK AND BALLS.

That’s all I got folks, take care and tote umbrellas wherever you travel. You know I will.

Happy July
(Go outside and watch some fireworks.)