The Great Cosmic , NO!

To many things get left up to coins and dice. Let's get animals to fight for us, like monkeys or penguins- give them swords and guns and free voting rights and such. It would make deciding who gets to rent the movie a lot more entertaining. I once had an epicish battle in a meat packing factory, I lost, I think. It doesn't matter, the point is I can never go back. Never ever ever ever never forever. At least for a few months, then they may take me back, and why not. After all I did win over some hearts and minds. Thinking about it I may have packaged a few hearts as well. Giggles, I'm naughty. And so terribly lost.

And now for some real substance, whatever that may mean.

Inside Joke Place Here:

OUCH, DAMN YOU TRAMPOLINE!
MY PENIS!
THERE'S NO WAY IT COULD EVER HAPPEN.
HOLY SHIT!
STOP STALKING US!
HOLY SHIT!
TALK ABOUT A GREAT COSMIC NO.
GOLF?

And End Here.

Tasty. No?