$pend Your Money

I think I need to spend five hundred dollars. I have this compulsion you see. Every time I go out and obtain a job I save my money. Virtually every little bit of my check goes away into my piggy bank and I don't touch it, nor do I want to. Yet, the instant I quit my job I suddenly feel the deep desire to blow it all. I mean all of it, and on something frivolous to. Perhaps a bigger pinkier piggy bank... or maybe lots of candy carmeled hookers...mmm sticky. But my desire to spend five hundred dollars, if you put aside the spending compulsion, comes from finally after many years, finishing watching Six Feet Under. The last episode is the greatest season closer ever. That song at the end... I wept tears, tears I say! I don't ever remember feeling humbled after watching a show, it was truly great- and now I must spend five hundred big bucks to buy the series, all because of that last episode. Because it's a unwritten law of the universe that you can't just own one season of a show, especially the last season- you must own them all!

Then again I do have to pay rent. So I’ll hold off on anymore spending… for now.