Current Thoughts

If I hate bananas, then how could I ever be a monkey? I'll have to take up smoking, oh, and learn to roller-skate... finally an excuse! I suppose there is just no other choice for me. All that I can hope for now is that I look good in a tiny pinstriped suite, I guess I'll get used to not wearing any shoes. Damn.

My life needs to be vacuumed before I press forward.