Happy October

I don't believe I've ever in my life noticed the Autumn season like I do right now. All the trees look beautiful. I love fall, I love that cold brisk wind, I love sitting on a small hill and watching the leaves fall from the trees, and I think all those snazzy fall jackets are cool.

What’s on the agenda for October? A lot. I can say that much. Septembers been nothing but days upon days of labor pains. I hope the kid just pops out soon... but he always was notoriously late. My bet is that he will be a clown and will have many friends along with him, and they will all be born together and it will go down as the silliest and messiest birth of all time.

Or even better, he could be a turkey. I've always wanted a pet turkey...actually no, I've never wanted a pet turkey. I wonder were turkeys go to get their life insurance? Hm, note to self: look into selling life insurance to turkeys as backup career plan.

I wish I had a fire place. I've already got the fire, just no place to put it and frankly it's being temperamental about the whole situation. It knows I live on a low income and it also knows I'm doing my best to find it a place. It's not like I want it to rome around like it does now, all placeless and crying... you'll put yourself out if you keep that up, then what will you be! Nothing, thats what you'll be; ironically though, I don't have anywhere to put nothing either.

Happy October
(Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! I made you out of clay... yuk...)