They Actually Swindle It From Fortune Cookies

From those wise sages sitting in a Jones cola factory:

"The Current year will bring you much happiness" + "Energy will abound next month"

Heres hoping, cause I could use all the good fortune I can get. Not to mention all the sweet surgery Jones soda I can guzzle.

Anyway, back to packing. Yeah right...

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Edit: Shortly after typing the previous lines of script the author was surprisingly attacked in the dark by a lawnmower. He was firmly sacked in the groin. Immediately after said sacking the author came to the realization that he would soon be leaving his home for a very long time and that only now did he wish to own one of those keychain flashlights.